Movie Reviews [Part 1]

 

I went to watch 3 movies recently: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The Dark Knight (again), and Step Brothers. I think the Dark Knight was the best out of all of them; I give them 4.5 stars. But I already had a review on it loL.

Step Brothers was funny. They had some of the most random stuff in there, especially the end. 3 stars? But The Mummy was kind of disappointing. The storyline was just like what? It was based on a bunch of cheesy graphics and cheesy acting. But one positive? Isabella Leong. She played the role of the daughter to Michelle Yeoh. Maybe it’s just me, but I thought she was pretty. She’s a HK actress that came over to do a movie and can speak English. That’s sexy…like Zhang Ziyi if she can speak more English. I thought that she also played Sparrow in The Forbidden Kingdom, but apparently, it was someone else. I wasn’t the only one to make the mistake though!

 

Joker Owns Batman

 

Alright, so I watched Batman on Saturday with a bunch of the Footsteps people. If I’m counting correctly, there were 20 of us. The movie was AWESOME! However, I can’t call it epic like a lot of people did because I liked Iron Man more. But I can say Joker was E.P.I.C. He was the bomb man. Heath Ledger pulled him off amazingly. Oscar for Best Villain anyone? He’d have my vote. I liked the boat scene the most, but I won’t say anything to spoil the movie for those who haven’t watched it yet. Afterwards, we went to TGI Friday’s to eat and the food was O.D. expensive. 18 bucks for my salad!

You wanna see a magic trick? =]

p.s. Hanna, the batpod and tumbler are ugly. My ride still owns

 

What’s up with Alex Fong and Stephy Tang movies?

Ok, so I just finished this movie and it’s like 5AM. Yup, I told you I was nocturnal. And Emily went to bed, so I decided to watch it. I HATE ALEX FONG AND STEPHY TANG MOVIES!!! Yo, why do you guys always have to make a bad twist to the ending when the supposed ending right before it is happy? Why do you have to ruin the moment for? WHOEVER THOUGHT OF IT SHOULD GO SUCK A LOLLIPOP! SERIOUSLY! And how come one of them always has to be a bad person? And how come Stephy is so innocent when she’s the good one? Alright, I’m done. If you ever watched it, you might wonder the same things. If you didn’t, watch it and you’ll sense my frustrations yo! Alright, good night!